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Honey, we need to do a Christmas card. Do you have a shortie robe, snow boots, and a hat with ear flaps?

No?

Never mind, then.

Pretty sure I got this.

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Snarky, irreverent, occasionally sentimental, viewing the world with head cocked and one eyebrow up. Navy wife (retired), mom to two bigguys, full-time RV traveler with husband. Shit breaks and we make mistakes. Join me anyway?

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  1. That cracked me right up – and scared the cat. The chicken hat (I sense a nod to Beyonce), floral apron, and wine were nice touches. I wish I got Christmas cards like this!

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