Oct. 31, 2014
Turns out? The fancy crackle pattern in our microwave/convection oven door?

Not a pattern.

Which I deduced when I reheated my dinner leftovers and found little crumbs of glass on the ledge inside the door.

Oh.

Well, shit.

Two phone calls and $60 later, a replacement glass panel was on the way, and two weeks later we did the work.

If “RV With a Central Vac Appreciation Day” isn’t a holiday, well then it should be. Teensy weensy shards were all over the damn place, including inside shirts and all up in my ponytail.